So I spent an hour re-wiring stuff in the den. Testing phone lines. Configuring the router. I took a camera phone pic of a note saying that I was offline.
Why was I offline?
Heather unplugged me! Rat! She had to plugin her Supra Key to download her data so that she could show some property. As soon as I found the dangling phone cable I called her on the cell phone. Guilty as charged.